Remember after the movie “Borat” came out, how everyone suddenly became Borat impersonators? Quote after quote after quote, quickly left everyone a little “Borated” out. Well get ready for the quote-fest to happen again!
The actor that played in “Borat” is back with a new film called “Bruno”. Bruno’s character seems remarkably similar to his old character, Borat. Luckily for you, I have several quotes from the movie “Bruno” before it has even come out in theaters. Here are the funny Bruno quotes that I promised you.
“Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Mustaches!”
“What is your biggest gun?”
“Do you need to use lubrication with a gun like that?”
“How far can you put that up the poopenschafte before its dangerous?”
“After I’m converted could I choose to spend my life with a chick with a dick?”
“If Freddie Prince Jr. crawled in here now on all fours, are you telling me you wouldn’t want to undress him?”
“Liza Minnelli, do you wish her a benign tumor or a malignant tumor?”
“What do you think it is that makes shooting the number one leisure activity for gay guys at the moment?”
“Vassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing, so that’s why I’ve come to the gayest part of America – Alabama!”
“So what do you say to people out there who see you are very powerful in your physique, have very powerful thighs and pectoral muscles and wonder what your Schawasenstucke is like?
“Are you allowed to date other members of the team or do you have to wait until the season is over?”
“So what does freedom mean to you? Freedom in Austria is a lot about being able to walk down the street with my boyfriend Diesel just holding hands is that what you’re campaigning for?”
“Osama Bin Laden is cool and fashionable”
“Do you need any more models because I’m like Chrysler’s Muse in Austria”
“Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors”
“How do you deal with that awkward situation of somebody in a wheelchair coming and you want to push them away but you don’t want to create a scene? How do you turn them away? Do you ignore them or wheel them away?”
“Do you think if house music was around in the 30’s World War II would have even happened?”
“Is it a coincidence that all the good people have long hair, like Jesus, and like hippies and you know Rod Stewart.”
“A lot of the style gurus in Austria are saying like Osama Bin Laden is the best dressed guy, do you think so?”
“Burt Reynolds, keep him in the ghetto or train to Auschwitz?”
Bruno Quotes – http://hubpages.com/hub/Bruno-Quotes