First let me give y’all the disclaimer. This is a humor piece, all you editors from CNN, AMA, Fox, FBI, CIA, and Associated Content there is absolutely no factual background to this article. It is the ramblings of. a screwed up Content Producer. Please enjoy the giggle and leave me a comment so I kin know y’all read it.
I’ve gotta bad case of rectalcornea worms. First I guess I should explain what this malady really is all about. Y’all know about these little itty bitty worms that crawl up your rectum and git behind your eyeballs. Yep they give you a shitty outlook on life. If y’all don’t treat them they git embedded in your brain and soon you have constipation of the mind and diarrhea of the mouth, or worse yet diarrhea of the key board.
To my knowledge there is no known way to avoid this malady. I kin share some of the things I have tried to use as a cure but they only work if you work them. Just like a bad case of gas this too will pass but what are we gonna do in the mean time.
First sing. Y’all know some happy songs, maybe from your days at summer camp. “Do your ears Hang Low” is a personal favorite. I know somewhere between the seventh and eighth verse I start to feel a bit more perky…. Do Your eyeballs droop, will they float in your soup… hehehehe I’m startin’ to feel better already.
Read a positive book. There are thousands of upbeat books available just look around. My current favorite is “You Can’t Send a Duck to Eagle School.”. I feel the title should have been you can’t send a Turkey to Eagle School but it’s not my book. It’s a positive book I may need to write a review on soon. I’m beginin’ to soar again…
An easy remedy is go to Associatedcontent.com and click on the Humor category. There are some great authors just waiting for your giggles and comments. I love the comments even the negative ones it means someone has taken the time to read my stuff and is willing to tell me what they think.
The last thing on my list is smile. I challenge you to smile at the next twenty folks you encounter. Guaranteed to give you an uplift and most likely will improve their day too. If this doesn’t work fer you let me know in the comment section. I always loose those pesky rectalcornea worms with this exercise.
OK the buzzer on the dryer is callin’ me, the dog needs walked and super needs to be prepared. Y’all enjoy the giggles and share any thought you have please. MIZPAH (GEN 31:49)…..Shalom Y’all