The Earths second Moon
Or is it!
Reading the other day over breakfast I was amazed to read of a mysterious object circling the Earth. This object exactly halfway between our Planet and the Moon, discovered only six months ago has never changed its course. It is also always centered within the middle of the moon and emits a strange throbbing croaking sound much similar as NASA reports as an earthbound Cricket.
Scientists were baffled by this sudden discovery and were totally bemused as to why it was not discovered before. Why haven’t we heard about it until now? NASA has now admitted because of concerns for public safety and security reasons this discovery was to be kept secret. That changed last Monday when an obscure scientific publication named Scipad published NASA’S findings how they got these classified documents no one knows but they are truly amazing and out of this world.
The magazine Scipad is based in New Mexico; about 40 miles from Roswell and up until now have only concerned themselves with the mating habits of the New Mexico sand jumping Spider. This spider by the way mates in midair while jumping with her mate, unfortunately on landing the female who is always on top crushes the male to death. She then greedily sucks all the living juices from the male and uses the carcass to lay her eggs in. Once she has laid the eggs she then very carefully picks up the carcass with her Fangs and runs for the nearest Sand dune. Once she has reached the top of the dune and for some unknown reason when and only when, she is pointing west she hurls herself into the air with her nest egg. Once in the air and once she has achieved cruising altitude the over laden mother then spits her creation into the wind where they are then carried over to the next sand dune. Here they will rest for three years until they hatch and start there long walk back to where they were conceived, much similar to Salmon who will return to there breeding grounds every year in what is called a Salmon run.
Sorry I have digressed lets get back to our second moon. Much to the disgust of NASA scientists Scipad in there October 2008 publication made public all NASA’S findings. As already stated they are amazing but I must admit worrying. NASA have not denied these findings and have already informed the author of Scipad that once they have completed there investigation they will make public there findings. They have also confirmed to Scipad that the object in question is not Satellite, is not man made and is not a Meteorite or Comet.
Here are the findings of NASA as leaked intentionally or purposely to the magazine Scipad:
NASA nightly log
Entry 6/873 coded internal
On October the 3rd 2008 at 1830 hours while scanning the moons surface close to the Sea of Tranquility quadrant searching for a possible site for the proposed lunar Space station our view suddenly became distorted. This caused us to recalibrate our instruments. Once we had recalibrated our equipment an object approximately one mile in diameter came in to resolution. This object was not sighted the previous day and appeared to be mirroring the moons Orbit around the earth approximately half way between the earth and the Moon. The Object on our screens glowed very slightly whilst admitting a low pulsating sound gearing to approximately .005 Decibels. The sound much similar to that of an earthbound cricket continued while the object was in view. While observing our technicians also noticed the object was Fluorescing but as the night progressed this fluorescing dimmed. At 0430 hours on the 4th October the object seemed to collapse in on itself and our instruments lost contact with it. Throughout the day of October the 4th we attempted to make contact with the object, monitoring within the same quadrant (quadrant number a1008/456/397NNe) but no contact was made.
End of log entry 0445 hours dated 4th October 2008. NASA sitcom eyes only.
NASA nightly log
Entry 8/873 coded internal
NASA sitcom eyes only.
5th October 2008, 1830 hours.
Object of 3rd October sighted same findings as log entry 6/873 coded internal October 3rd 2008. Passed to NASA screen protocols for evaluation.
End of log entry 0445 hours dated 6th October 2008. NASA sitcom eyes only.
Conclusion Entry 8/873 and 6/873
NASA screen protocols
NASA sitcom eyes only
After evaluation we can confirm the object sighted in quadrant number (1008/456/397NNe) is an Interplanetary pulsating rock formation. This highly magnetized rock has become trapped between the Earth and Moons gravity and flux fields. We can also confirm the pulse of this object is extremely slow with each pulse taking exactly 24 hours. This would account for the object not being seen on even dated days but only on odd days.
Since the object is pulsating and also magnetic the object will remain in its present orbit until its magnetic flux decays. When this happens the object will then be pushed through the Earth and Moons gravitational pull and will continue on its path to the outer universe.
While the object remains in its present position it should not cause any danger to the Earth or The Moon although lower than normal sea levels can be expected.
Evaluation end NASA sitcom eyes only.
Quite a story not true of course and nor is the spider and the magazine Scipad does not exist. Thought I would just see how far I could get you to read.
Thanks for your indulgence