Its difficult to pick a starting point during this final episode, the ladies (if you can call them that), got together to Dis each other in a reunion episode. First there is Vicki Gunvalson, one step away from joining AA, in serious need of medication which she is probably already on. Vicki claimed that it was very difficult to sit on a couch and recall all the embarrassing moments from Season 4. Considering Vicki was drunk in nearly every episode she had far more moments than most. Her entire existence revolves around her shallow desire to gain more and more meaningless stuff while her marriage dissolves into a drunken haze of quick retorts and inane comments.
Jeana Keough, who looks like she ate some of the cast member’s children, can she say Jenny Craig. Her marriage dissolved totally because she did in fact eat one of the cast members 7 year old daughters. Jeana in an almost human act attempted to calm Tamra by slipping her Prozac when the subject of her x-boyfriend turned stalker came up. Jeana babbled about how selfish and insensitive she is between mouthfuls of ham and cheese. And of course she did date some famous people 20 years and 50lbs ago.
Gretchen Rossi, the text book definition of a Gold Digger, engaged to a man who had been diagnosed with terminal cancer. She pranced around the entire season, dragging this dying man around to harp on him until he bought her things. She was called to task by some of the viewers and other cast members for being such a blatant Gold Digging harpi. The tears only lasted until she looked at the jewelry her now dead fiance had bought her. Did I forget to mention she had sex with some other loser during the season while her sugar daddy grasp his last breath, she is quite a catch, kinda like the plague.
Lynne Curtin, with a complete lack of anything related to intelligence she is truly a blonde in disguise. In a defense of Gretchen walking corpse fiance “I think that in society, people like Gretchen are a rare find. She truly loved Jeff with all her heart and she saw him for his spirit, not his age or money.” Hearing this from a woman who’s sole focus in life is her breasts which seem to jut out like baseballs that have been cut in two making an attempt to support another shallow self indulgent shrew was almost to much, unless its her skin care regiment which has left her looking like old worn saddlebags.
Tamra Barney the homophobic fake breast queen of the show, who clearly doesn’t like gays or Gretchen, she claimed it wasn’t jealousy over the Gretchen’s lifestyle. Dating a dying man for money is really okay as long as its done with style. When the season started, along with breasts that got larger at the end of the season, Tamra was sympathetic to Gretchen and her situation, then after learning Gretchen really was a money grubbing harpie after a dying mans money she took exception. It was riveting viewing.